Goat's Milk Soap - Seasonal Box of 4
Spending more than $100? Use promo code GOATS to get $10 off.
Interested in local pickup to save on shipping? Use promo code LOCALS at checkout and we will email you when the order is ready.
We have created the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one - seasonal soap boxes! Each box contains 4 bars of our goat milk soap, for a total of around 14oz of soap. You’ll get 4 different surprise bars that vary depending on the season. All for only $28.
Full disclosure: Every time we have searched the internet for "benefits of [insert herb/flower]" the results are always the exact same - cures cancer, keeps skin youthful. And we lol and think about how the old French lady who taught Kelly to make cheese took a shot of her own pee every morning. Wow, what a world. We are all gonna wrinkle and we are all gonna die and no soap or tea or pee will save you. Why would you want it to, anyway? But golly gee this soap sure smells good and the shea butter will keep your old ass hands from cracking too much this winter. You will still wrinkle and die, though, and this soap won't postpone it.
We hope you love it as much as we do!
Spending more than $100? Use promo code GOATS to get $10 off.
Interested in local pickup to save on shipping? Use promo code LOCALS at checkout and we will email you when the order is ready.
We have created the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one - seasonal soap boxes! Each box contains 4 bars of our goat milk soap, for a total of around 14oz of soap. You’ll get 4 different surprise bars that vary depending on the season. All for only $28.
Full disclosure: Every time we have searched the internet for "benefits of [insert herb/flower]" the results are always the exact same - cures cancer, keeps skin youthful. And we lol and think about how the old French lady who taught Kelly to make cheese took a shot of her own pee every morning. Wow, what a world. We are all gonna wrinkle and we are all gonna die and no soap or tea or pee will save you. Why would you want it to, anyway? But golly gee this soap sure smells good and the shea butter will keep your old ass hands from cracking too much this winter. You will still wrinkle and die, though, and this soap won't postpone it.
We hope you love it as much as we do!
Spending more than $100? Use promo code GOATS to get $10 off.
Interested in local pickup to save on shipping? Use promo code LOCALS at checkout and we will email you when the order is ready.
We have created the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one - seasonal soap boxes! Each box contains 4 bars of our goat milk soap, for a total of around 14oz of soap. You’ll get 4 different surprise bars that vary depending on the season. All for only $28.
Full disclosure: Every time we have searched the internet for "benefits of [insert herb/flower]" the results are always the exact same - cures cancer, keeps skin youthful. And we lol and think about how the old French lady who taught Kelly to make cheese took a shot of her own pee every morning. Wow, what a world. We are all gonna wrinkle and we are all gonna die and no soap or tea or pee will save you. Why would you want it to, anyway? But golly gee this soap sure smells good and the shea butter will keep your old ass hands from cracking too much this winter. You will still wrinkle and die, though, and this soap won't postpone it.
We hope you love it as much as we do!